Thursday, June 27, 2019

The Most Untruthful of Men

    • I will have the most transparent administration in history. 
    • The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs. 
    • I am focused like a laser on creating jobs. 
    • The IRS is not targeting anyone. 
    • It was a spontaneous riot about a movie. 
    • I will put an end to the type of politics that "breeds division, conflict and cynicism". 
    • You didn't build that! 
    • I will restore trust in Government. 
    • The Cambridge cops acted stupidly. 
    • The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk 
    • It's not my red line - it is the world's red line. 
    • Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration. 
    • We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest. 
    • I am not spying on American citizens. 
    • Obama Care will be good for America. 
    • You can keep your family doctor. 
    • Premiums will be lowered by $2500. 
    • If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan. 
    • It's just like shopping at Amazon. 
    • I knew nothing about "Fast and Furious" gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels. 
    • I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups. 
    • I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi. 
    • I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago. 
    • And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him. 
    • If elected I promise not to renew the Patriot Act. 
    • If elected I will end the war in Iraq and Afghanistan within the 1st 9 months of my term. 
    • I will close Guantanamo within the first 6 months of my term. 
    • I will bridge the gap between black and white and between America and other countries. 
    And the biggest one of all: 
    • "I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America." 
    I believe we have a winner





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