Saturday, April 18, 2020

WE REALLY ARE LIVING IN A BIZARRE WORLD

We are living in a Bizarre World:
• If a dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.
• Somehow it’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.
• Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegal Mexicans voting in our elections are good.
• It was cool for Joe Biden to "blackmail" the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.
• Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote. 
• Sexualizing children is bad, but 11-year-old, "drag queens" are good.
• Illegals aren't required to show ID, but citizens can't buy cough medicine without it
• People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.
• Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.
• People who have never been to college should pay the debts those that went
• Immigrants with tuberculosis are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.
• Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate Central-American, "gang-banger”, who jumps the southern fence is welcome.
• $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care for illegals is not.
• If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country, you go to college for free.
• Politicians who say that the President is not above the law, put illegal immigrants and themselves above the law.
 • We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, and it seems like a great plan to us.
• Fourth-of-July parades are bad, but parades of women dressed as female genitalia are good.
• Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.
* And pointing out all this hypocrisy, makes us "racists."

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